Tails Rule

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I’d wag it I’d drag it I’d sag it
I’d curl it I’d twirl it I’d whirl it

If I had a tail it could stand up tall
If I had a tail it could curl into a ball
If I had a tail I could swing it high and low
If I had a tail I could put on quite a show

I’d swing it I’d cling it I’d fling it
I’d flap it I’d slap it I’d whap it

If I had a tail I would cling to a tree
If I had a tail it would set me free
If I had a tail it would be super strong
If I had a tail it would be extra long

I’d wag it I’d drag it I’d sag it
I’d curl it I’d twirl it I’d whirl it

If I had a tail I’d swish it back and forth
If I had a tail I’d point it south or north
If I had a tail I’d slap a snappy beat
If I had a tail I’d wave to all I meet
If I only had a tail it would be so cool
If I only had a tail…TAILS RULE!

I’d swing it I’d cling it I’d fling it
I’d flap it I’d slap it I’d whap it

If I only had a tail even short as a stump
If I only had a tail I wouldn’t be a grump
But I don’t have a tail of any size or kind
So instead…I’ll just wag my behind

Wag-Wag Wiggle-Wiggle
Swing-Swish-Sway
Wag-Wag Wiggle my Blues away
TAILS RULE!